Jennifer Lopez goes inside the mind of a psycho. And no it isn’t Puff Daddy. The characters and incidents portrayed in this film are fictitious and any similarities to persons living or dead are entirely coincidental and unintentional. Thank god. Being scared is great. Any discerning adrenaline junkie will know that brown-trousers are as much a fashion statement as a necessity… and...
Grass - Motion Picture Soundtrack
Apparently in certain European countries, it’s legal to buy it, it’s legal to own it, it’s legal to sell it, and check this… if you get stopped by the cops it’s illegal for them to search you. But it does slow down your reactions, can make you dopey and doleful, and even send you into depression and intense paranoia. But on the down side, it can even make you enjoy late night foreign films on...
To most, the idea of a night on the town brings visions of queues of supermarket proportions, bouncers the size of brick walls, and cover charges that will drive your wallet to anorexia. All that and you haven’t even made it inside. There most will assume to be confounded with epileptic light shows, ashtray air, and music guaranteed to move your bowels long before your booty. The ray of light...
All Saints - Saints and Sinners
Newcomer Bad Boy Brucie G ‘drops the knowledge’ on the latest album from British R and B Supergroup ‘da’ All Saints. Enter at your own risk. Yeah yo respect to the decks its Bad Boy Brucie G coming through yo innernet with the infiltration of tha nation. The other day I was working my nine to five up at Coles Lewisham and this guy comes up to me and says, ‘Hey, I...
Better Than Sex
Sex is the best thing in the world. Not that I’d know of course, I’m saving myself for that special someone and have and will always be a firm believer in the sanctity of marriage. (Roughly translated to ‘couldn’t get a root if he tried’). There is no argument, not comeback, no reasonable protest to topple the rumpy pumpy from its position at the top of the pops....