December 2000
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Chante Moore - Exposed
Our fearless and peerless R’n’B reviewer is back with his next installment of critiquing records by babes. But as he says, ‘You can’t judge a hottie by her album cover’.
Yeah yo respect to the decks its Bad Boy Brucie B comin through yo innernet with tha infiltration of tha nation! It’s been two long and hard weeks for me since I last written you with my...
November 2000
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The World's Worst Christmas Albums... ever
With our step-by-step guide to the most inappropriate Christmas albums money can buy, you’ll be able to turn a once silent and holy night into an evening of mayhem and pandemonium.
December 25, year 2000. Christmas morning has dawned once again and this year visiting rights have fallen on your family. You’ve probably got about three more hours of peace before your relatives start merrily ding...
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Poster Boys
I must admit before it becomes painfully obvious; I am neither a huge cricket fan nor an authority on the subject. I never mastered the googly, consistently padded up as a lefty when I was clearly right handed, and always believed that Hector Protector was Fireman Sam’s best mate. But I am an Australian, and therefore lead a very proud and delusional sporting life.
My cricketing glories are...
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Telephonomenal!
In just one short phone call, Chris Deal becomes emasculated by a truth he has tried to deny for twenty four years – that he is not prank caller and Greek kick boxing break dancing heart throbbing Guido Hatzis.
Some people make houses for a living. Some people make cars. Guido Hatzis makes phone calls. With his new album Whatever, the follow up to last year’s Aria award winning Do Not Talk Over...
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